if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????
[drops a hint] [drops a few more hints] [trips over them] [knocks over a table]
sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior
my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”
I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.
i love marina and the almonds
when someone unfollows me
people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE
when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie
so how do i relationship
how to seduce me:
- deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
- dont talk to me