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the best things life has

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

candycrushruinedmylife:

i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????

jaclcfrost:

[drops a hint] [drops a few more hints] [trips over them] [knocks over a table]

godblesstyleroakley:

2srooky:

andystjohn:

'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
i don’t like your fun fact

No way
No way
I think you need to stop that

sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior

popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

absolutest:

I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.

oprahkilledmydog:

i love marina and the almonds

notepacl:

when someone unfollows me

image

aphmolossia:

people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

rosesalts:

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

macklemoré

trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

deair:

so how do i relationship

kaalashnikov:

how to seduce me:

  • deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
  • dont talk to me