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the best things life has

ozei:

the eyes of some of the past/present vs angels

slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything

ostracizedpoodle:

at your next eye exam tell your doctor “all i see is signs all i see is dollar signs”

i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

swagking4000:

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded

blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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Act like you trust people, but don’t.

(via liqiud)

tonistarkofwinterfell:

LIFE HACK IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY

nuodai:

im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode