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Hi hope you enjoy and this puts a smile on your face :D

oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 

(via bonus)

unhunted:

Forced conversations are the worst

(via orgasm)

intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

(via shouldnt)

lamelohan:

teacher: trust me this test is going to be soooo easy!!

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(via lindsaylohoean)

daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

(Source: , via disorder)

paperstreet-soapcompany:

a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing

(via laughcentre)

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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(via laughcentre)

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

(via dulect)

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